Mob Schlatt

The Collectible
When the world is your own personal monopoly, it is hard to find the time to look this good. For Schlatt, the unstoppable, incredibly successful business magnate, it is all in a days work. From launching cryptocurrencies to buying elections, one ram/man should not have all this power. And yet, at an average accruing height of 4.3 inches, Schlatt’s second Youtooz is all encompassing. At a whim of his cuban (imported) cigar, he could create empires or worse destroy schlattcoin. Under his glistening (exported) gaze, stonks go up and down. Under his wealthy (business word) watch, the lunch club gooped their name. He sits on his throne, watching his empire grow. On his feet the timb’s stay on, underneath them is a pile of shiny schlattcoins. With him in your collection, this CE”Oh” is ready to make you financially responsible at a responsibly financial price. The window box was drawn by Youtooz artists in collaboration with Schlatt, it shows a sunset outside of Schlatt’s multi-million dollar villa. The figure ships in an embossed, matte, protective outer sleeve.
tom nook did nothing wrong. you’re just Financially Irresponsible
– Schlatt (jschlatt) April 23, 2020
About Schlatt
6’3. Handsome. Tall. The world’s most successful scam-artist businessman. And the creator of a currency whose value only goes up. Schlatt is a streamer and content creator who records with a group of friends. He also walks everywhere for some reason.