Comment Etiquette

The Collectible
Help! My name is Richard and I’m trapped in a Youtooz warehouse. I think I’m somewhere in South America. Not sure. They blindfolded me before we got on the plane. I don’t know what they’re doing in this place, but these toys aren’t what you think they are. They have nanotech skeletons inside them that can be controlled via satellite, and they’ve been rigged with vocal cords. If you’re reading this, I’m already dead, and may god have mercy on your soul. For what you’ve wrought upon yourself. Tell my wife I love her. Comment Etiquette’s collectible is 4.8 inches tall. It’s shirtless, wearing blue shorts and green crocs. His beard is sculpted on the face, while his hands pinch his nipples. On his lower back is a tattoo of the Illuminati eye. His hair uses a spray painted coating to resemble a green and yellow pineapple. The packaging was designed in collaboration with Comment Etiquette to resemble the surface of Mars. This collectible ships in a matte, protective, outer sleeve.
PITCHFORKS READY! TIME TO BE INTERNET MAD!
– Comment Etiquette (commentiquette) May 30, 2020
About Comment Etiquette
Comment Etiquette is a creator on Youtube known for his commentary and reaction videos. One of his main projects focuses on teaching viewers how to correctly post comments on the internet. He has grown to millions of viewers over the years where he has solidified his spot on the internet.